Real life may put The Onion out of business

I just read this head line in the SD Tribune:

Times so bad in Detroit that inmates prefer jail

“For the first time, I’m seeing guys make a conscious decision they’ll be better off in prison than in the community, homeless and hungry,” said Joseph Williams of New Creations Community Outreach, which assists ex-offenders. “In prison they’ve got three hots and a cot, so they commit a crime to go back in and come out when times are better.”

More evidence The Onion doesn’t even have to try any more.

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